Modern Country
Badonkadonk Bronc
A cowboy behind the chutes tries his best pickup line on a cowgirl drawn in the second go. She rides the bronc, takes the pot, and he carries her saddle.
ASCAP 940072169 · ISRC QTA7X2694680
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Nag Nag Nag
A country-rock duet that takes apart a long marriage worn down by miscommunication - the husband remembering how sweet it started, the wife answering with the lists he never reads. Call-and-response vocals, overdriven guitars, and a hook built to be shouted back.
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Seven Minutes in Mexico
Bill Pickett took a Mexico City bull ring for seven minutes with the crowd hurling bottles, and won the bet anyway.
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Happily Heartbroke, Pour Me One More Empty Glass
A honky-tonk send-up of every broken-hearted country song ever written. Pour one more empty glass and cry along.
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