Humor
Never Been Throwed
The machine can hit the note, but it has never sat a horse or slept cold. A country waltz about writing songs with AI, and about who still has to catch it when it lies.
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Nag Nag Nag
A country-rock duet that takes apart a long marriage worn down by miscommunication - the husband remembering how sweet it started, the wife answering with the lists he never reads. Call-and-response vocals, overdriven guitars, and a hook built to be shouted back.
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Happily Heartbroke, Pour Me One More Empty Glass
A honky-tonk send-up of every broken-hearted country song ever written. Pour one more empty glass and cry along.
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Hormones and Attitude
One single mother, three young kids, and no quarter given: the loudest house on the block and the toughest.
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